missmaria4740:

There are two ways to watch a soccer game:

1. With amused appreciation for well timed passes and tenacious defense.

2. WHERE YOU LIVE OR DIE BY EVERY PASS BECAUSE YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED BEYOND ANY RATIONAL REASON AND YOUR HEART STOPS EVERY TIME THE OPPONENT TOUCHES THE BALL


lycantrophies:

in german, we don’t say “let’s go” we say “jetzt geht jeder noch mal aufs klo und dann reiten wir los” and i think that’s rad




so in germany we have pay tv for 99% of all football matches (it’s called sky) and it has this absolutely horrific idea that using dramatic opera songs for recap videos of match days is appropriate


marco van basten could probably make me do anything. say good things about feyenoord or bayern munich, even.

i just read he’s upset and now i’m upset, too


octobones heeft op je bericht gereageerd “i don’t need anyone praying for me to comfort me, don’t even think of…”

Right? A good chunk of my familyl is super religious. If they pray for me when I’m on a flight, go ahead. That brings them peace about my safety and they care enough about me to do that. That’s so sweet.

octobones heeft op je bericht gereageerd “i don’t need anyone praying for me to comfort me, don’t even think of…”

My best friend is not religious, but she was in a fashion show and when we came home, her grandmother said, “I was praying for you that you didn’t have a panic attack on the runway.” HOW FUCKING SWEET IS THAT?!?!

exactly. it’s just their way of showing affection. and that’s wonderful.

mailichan heeft op je bericht gereageerd “i don’t need anyone praying for me to comfort me, don’t even think of…”

It’s nothing more than “I love you so much that I try everything even approaching the strongest force that I can’t understand myself so that your wish will come true” wer das nicht sieht isn Arsch

obermegakackarsch.




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